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Today, I was painting cabinets for the children's area in my church. While painting, I dropped my brush and got black paint on a white part. I tried to wipe it off. Now there's a very visible smudge that looks like a penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38742) - you deserved it (7378)

On 01/06/2014 at 9:25pm - kids - by peepeepainter - United States (Georgia)

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If it's a Catholic church they'll love it!

#2 - On 01/07/2014 at 11:10am by kdm_km1

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Oh that stinks... I hope you can paint over it with white!

#1 - On 01/07/2014 at 11:10am by afulcer

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