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Today, my teenage daughter found out that she's pregnant, but insists she's still a virgin. Who does she think knocked her up? God? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53910) - you deserved it (7105)

On 12/17/2013 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

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looks like Jesus 2

#1 - On 12/17/2013 at 6:18pm by meirginsburg18

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Wow, im so sorry for you, a teen really shouldn't be pregnant. Thats my opinion anyway

#6 - On 12/17/2013 at 6:20pm by jonahwalzer

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