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Today, I was lying beside my 5-year-old son to help him get to sleep. He turned his head and asked, "Daddy, why do you suck so much?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44584) - you deserved it (4302)

On 11/15/2013 at 8:53pm - kids - by I don't know, son (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Kids say the darnedest things.

#1 - On 11/15/2013 at 10:56pm by JMichael

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This is exactly why I started a diary when my daughter was born. I write down the funny things she and her brother say, and I fully intend to use them to my full advantage at their respective weddings.

#14 - On 11/15/2013 at 11:03pm by DocBastard

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