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Today, I got into a fight with my brother that somehow ended with him breaking my toe with a Fisher-Price airplane. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35404) - you deserved it (5053)

On 11/12/2013 at 10:27am - kids - by CurseYouSonyaLee (man) - United States (Illinois)

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I guess that's why those toys are for children 5 and up.

#1 - On 11/12/2013 at 12:53pm by Welshite

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I guess that flight spun out of control!

#3 - On 11/12/2013 at 12:54pm by airforce987

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