Fight, Painful, Injury, Public freakouts and Kids: Fight Club - FML

Fight Club

By CurseYouSonyaLee - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Midlothian

Today, I got into a fight with my brother that somehow ended with him breaking my toe with a Fisher-Price airplane. FML

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 12 November 2013 18:53

I guess that's why those toys are for children 5 and up.

airforce987 20

Tuesday 12 November 2013 18:54

I guess that flight spun out of control!

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abhi95 31

Tuesday 12 November 2013 19:05

Now that's pure skill!

HowieDoIt 21

Tuesday 12 November 2013 19:05

That's the Price you pay when you go Fishing for an argument.

sarcasticlover 30

Tuesday 12 November 2013 19:05

the plane crashed xP

EmmaMK 35

Tuesday 12 November 2013 19:06

Some toys are still built to last!

paulpring 9

Tuesday 12 November 2013 19:07

Sibling love:))

astralvagan 20

Tuesday 12 November 2013 19:08

that escalated quickly

perdix 29

Tuesday 12 November 2013 19:11

I'm imagining two 40-something losers living in their mom's basement and would be virgins if not for the ****** purchased for them by their mom who is sick and tired of cleaning the walls after these man-children spooge on them. How close am I to the truth?

GemmaAnne 10

Tuesday 12 November 2013 19:21

God that would suck especially when I'm carrying twins!

Seine_liebe93 7

Tuesday 12 November 2013 19:32

Atleast it wasn't a lego. Haha

traviscool 12

Tuesday 12 November 2013 19:33

what your brother did is plane wrong!

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