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Today, my 8-year-old came home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole class to write about how they felt when they learned that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML


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On 11/02/2013 at 12:19am - kids - by SantaClaus - United States (California)

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And the World's Worst Teacher award goes to...
I'd complain, she had to know some 8 year olds still believed.

#1 - On 11/02/2013 at 7:27am by littlem91

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even worse. my 5 year old nephew had the same experience. his teacher had the same assignment and got the whole class in tears because they all still believed in santa

#3 - On 11/02/2013 at 7:37am by hessel

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