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Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML

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On 10/31/2013 at 2:27pm - kids - by anna (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

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That's incredibly harsh to wish you never had your son. You don't love him because of this incident?

#4 - On 10/31/2013 at 8:40pm by Kiki242

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I bet he was Honeysuckle. That one seems like a tough pony.

#1 - On 10/31/2013 at 8:39pm by Nyx

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