Today, my son came home for the fifth time saying he didn't get the job, wondering what he did wrong. I looked at his resumé; under special skills was, "Keeping it real." Apparently he saw it in a movie and thought it would work. FML

by Wheredigowrong / 10/21/2013 at 12:18am / United States (Iowa) / Kids

Comment this

Make sure your text complies with our rules

Top comments

  • I saw people dodge bullets in The Matrix. So now I know what to do if someone points a gun at me.

    #6 - On 10/21/2013 at 6:10am by annie_nk

    See in context

  • I blame OP for not smacking him upside the head

    #3 - On 10/21/2013 at 6:05am by Ambient25

    See in context