Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
I agree, your life sucks (35715) - you deserved it (2675)
On 09/23/2013 at 8:05pm - kids - by latter - United States (Maryland)
theynamedmeluke's life also sucksToday, I found out I was adopted when my drunk dad made a terrible Star Wars joke. FML
saxophone911 also deserved itToday, at school, I saw the guy I like at his locker. I decided to run up from behind and…
If it's not plugged in, it's fair game.
#1 - On 09/24/2013 at 4:03am by Kibaruto
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+239 | 27
Should have let him find out the hard way
#2 - On 09/24/2013 at 4:03am by RojerRamjet
+194 | 3
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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