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Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML

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On 09/13/2013 at 1:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Donegal)

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When she has a stroke and they ask you to call 911 just tell her to suck it up

#1 - On 09/13/2013 at 8:38pm by Barriaultcory

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make sound effects to what he does and see how he likes it. as for your grandmother, next time she complains about something related to her age, tell her to suck it up.

#2 - On 09/13/2013 at 8:38pm by ireply_wlyrics

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