Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail after he punched a convenience store clerk in the face for running out of Cheetos. FML
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ven980 10
Hey OP here. I just wanted to add a little detail to this story. My brother had just come from a bachelor party and was very drunk so he called me for a ride. He punched the clerk because he was rude to us and yes I did leave him there overnight
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xlord 27
The clerk was probably rude because he has to deal with drunk assholes every single night for a piss poor low wage.....
MissWhitneyB 17
You should have left him there for him acting stupid!
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MissWhitneyB 17
You should have left him there for him acting stupid!
godisnowhere41 5
You brother doesn't like being cheated of his Cheetos
Ashamed_Sister 60
I’m quite certain you didn’t have to bail him out this. A day in a prison cell might change your brother’s opinion about appropriate behaviour...
mattjamt 16
This was already an FML... just at a liquor store...
Ian7890 23
I agree with 33, my brother went to jail for a week and he said it was horrible and he never wants to go back.
Melix 31
Imagine what he would do for a Klondike Bar 0_0
fuckyourlifeOP 25
his brain is full of hot air... just like a cheetos bag. seriously though, he should have stayed in there. that clerk didnt do anything to deserve that. :/
iSativa 24
I would have let him sit in jail for a night or two. That's ridiculous. Anybody who works customer service knows that it sucks beyond reason and stupid people like your brother are the reason it sucks.
NoNamesFree 8
I agree Cheetos are amazing, but it's not the clerks fault.. So I agree with you!
CallMeMcFeelii 13
No way! The clerk had that coming. Probably had this real sinister grin while telling OP's brother they were out, but you could see the cheese dust left on his hands! Then just to rub salt in his wounds he decided to lick all that cheese dust without even offering OP's brother a little taste.. Damn you Cheetos clerk, damn you!
binger_gitch 12
Guys, how does OP deserve this?
zahra_786 19
Wow, he needs to learn to control his anger. Poor clerk :(
FinalDarkWraith 10
I'd say that clerk sure felt the arm of robbery…
Little4Bear 10
I feel really bad for the clerk. It's a pain in the ass to have to deal with crazy people like OP's brother. Staying in jail would've been the perfect punishment for his over reaction and out of hand behavior.
fmlallthetyme 23
I wonder if they have Cheetos breaks in jail
ifavela89 13
you gotta love cheetos lol
Dreamcatcher1229 17
Every family has one. I have a brother that does stupid, irresponsible shit, too. Sorry, OP, I know shit like this sucks.
BVBarmy_girl 22
Nowadays you have to warn people from Cheetos..
SymphonyGrrl 12
I do say, Cheetos are very important. But violence over false cheese products is never the answer.
LtBoom 13
All this time I thought "dangerously cheesy" was just a slogan...
thatnucca 36
Hilarious... Good one!
ggabrams 14
Clever.
aintlifeapain 21
Cheetos are so totally worth it. But which flavor was he looking for?
tpm45 25
Shoulda left him there, OP. You're better off without him.