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Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail after he punched a convenience store clerk in the face for running out of Cheetos. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38414) - you deserved it (3261)

On 09/04/2013 at 3:00am - kids - by ven980 - United States (Oklahoma)

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You should have left him there for him acting stupid!

#1 - On 09/04/2013 at 6:05am by MissWhitneyB

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I would have let him sit in jail for a night or two. That's ridiculous.
Anybody who works customer service knows that it sucks beyond reason and stupid people like your brother are the reason it sucks.

#2 - On 09/04/2013 at 6:05am by iSativa

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