Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail after he punched a convenience store clerk in the face for running out of Cheetos. FML
by ven980 / 09/04/2013 at 3:00am / United States (Oklahoma) / Kids
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Hey OP here. I just wanted to add a little detail to this story. My brother had just come from a bachelor party and was very drunk so he called me for a ride. He punched the clerk because he was rude to us and yes I did leave him there overnight
#75 - On 09/04/2013 at 1:48pm by ven980
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You should have left him there for him acting stupid!
#1 - On 09/04/2013 at 6:05am by MissWhitneyB
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