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Today, my daughter and I were driving home when our truck broke down. A police officer stopped and offered to let me and my two year old sit in his car for the A/C. When we got in, I sat her on my lap, and she pulled down my tank top and screamed "Boobies!" right in front of the officer. FML

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On 08/31/2013 at 7:48pm - kids - by embarrassedmom - United States

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awww, but that's how little kids are; full of curiosity and I'm sure the officer laughed and was understanding. this is cute in an awkward kind of way. save this memory to embarrass her later. XD

#1 - On 09/01/2013 at 2:34am by ireply_wlyrics

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As embarrassing as that is I bet he's seen way worse. Have you ever seen Cops?

#3 - On 09/01/2013 at 2:35am by nattynatters

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