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Today, my 7-year-old son proudly announced that he had laid an egg during the night. I checked. He'd simply shat the bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47983) - you deserved it (3793) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/13/2013 at 4:49am - kids - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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He was just trying to make breakfast in bed.

#3 - On 08/13/2013 at 10:05am by zingline89

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hopefully it was more hardboiled than scrambled

#5 - On 08/13/2013 at 10:06am by truesarrif

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