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Today, my little brother told me to give him my phone so he could play a game on it. I said no, because I was taking a call from a friend at the time. He then walked over to the wall, headbutted it, burst into tears, then told my parents that I punched him. They believed him. FML

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On 08/10/2013 at 4:56pm - kids - by rachel (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

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What a brat. Maybe you should show him what a real punch feels like.

#1 - On 08/10/2013 at 8:26pm by CaptMurdock

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Wow, I hate when parents never believe you when it involves a younger sibling in tears.

#2 - On 08/10/2013 at 8:26pm by da_dork

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