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Today, my daughter, who was born in late 2000, mentioned how amazing it is that she'll be alive during the year 3000. I asked her exactly how old she thinks she'll be by then. She said, "Thirty, duh." I've screwed up as a parent, so very badly. FML

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On 08/06/2013 at 11:19am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

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Did you ask her the explain this logic? I want to know her secret & live until the year 3000. You never know OP, she could be the next Albert Einstein.

#1 - On 08/06/2013 at 1:02pm by michelleJ11

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It's not always parenting that screws kids up. Kids just have a different logic than adults. If you explained it to her, then you're not a bad parent. Letting her continue to believe something that's false would make you a bad parent.

#6 - On 08/06/2013 at 1:05pm by beautiful_hope

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