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Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43050) - you deserved it (7567)

On 07/27/2013 at 1:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Finland

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well someone is certainly going to be a bundle of joy to be around when they get older!

#1 - On 07/27/2013 at 8:59pm by hellraisedfire

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How is cinderella unrealistic? She drives a pumpkin seems perfectly realistic to me

#5 - On 07/27/2013 at 9:00pm by Sir_Loin257

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