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Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40356) - you deserved it (8383)

On 07/16/2013 at 9:55pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Haha nothing like first impressions right?

#2 - On 07/17/2013 at 3:48am by jw90

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Hmmm... "shit" got real

#4 - On 07/17/2013 at 3:49am by aceboogieswagg

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