Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML
I agree, your life sucks (40757) - you deserved it (8456)
On 07/16/2013 at 9:55pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
vet1's life also sucksToday, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I had to sell over $400 worth of china at a flea market. I barely got paid enough…
Haha nothing like first impressions right?
#2 - On 07/17/2013 at 3:48am by jw90
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+82 | 18
Hmmm... "shit" got real
#4 - On 07/17/2013 at 3:49am by aceboogieswagg
+65 | 7
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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