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Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48860) - you deserved it (2756)

On 06/16/2013 at 2:49pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

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'Sleepwalk' into her room in a ski-mask whilst wielding a chainsaw. See if she's still smirking then.

#6 - On 06/16/2013 at 7:27pm by nix1993

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What a bitch.

#1 - On 06/16/2013 at 7:23pm by chanellgymnast

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