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Today, my step-dad's three year old granddaughter slept over. She insisted she didn't need a diaper to go to sleep and they put her in my bed with me, actually believing that she didn't need a diaper. Not only did she kick me all night, but I had the joy of waking up to her peeing on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44928) - you deserved it (5182)

On 06/02/2013 at 4:29am - kids - by samabomination - United States (Pennsylvania)

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I usually wake right up with a shower in the morning. Granted, mines not golden..

#2 - On 06/02/2013 at 12:24pm by rg350dx

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I wouldn't believe a 3-year old on their word... FYL

#3 - On 06/02/2013 at 12:25pm by LittlestPrincess

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