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Today, my extremely religious father visited for a family dinner. My daughter had just one job: not to set him off on one of his easily-provoked rants. She nonetheless decided to take a photo in the middle of prayer, because she just HAD to Instagram her food. My father went apeshit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52894) - you deserved it (9471)

On 05/24/2013 at 12:40pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

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sorry, but your daughter deserved it.

#1 - On 05/24/2013 at 9:21pm by MiscHats

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Who cares what food she is eating? She should have been spending quality time with your family and not whipped out her phone. Sorry but she deserved it, you didn't. FYL

#3 - On 05/24/2013 at 9:23pm by Leki_0609

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