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Today, I woke up to the sound of my newborn screaming. I frantically hopped out of bed and stumbled into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of my five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfeed her understandably frustrated little brother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64636) - you deserved it (5955)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:29am - kids - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

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That screaming was actually your daughter after your baby latched on. I hear that hurts.

#2 - On 05/06/2013 at 6:00am by DocBastard

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You know the saying kids grow fast?

#1 - On 05/06/2013 at 5:59am by Ace132

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