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Today, my husband tried to annoy me by slurping on his almost-finished drink. I yelled at him to knock it off. Later, our daughter told her class that mommy and daddy had been fighting about his drinking during breakfast. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45073) - you deserved it (5958)

On 04/24/2013 at 2:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

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Technically, she wasn't lying.

#2 - On 04/24/2013 at 5:39pm by zoPwNAgEzo

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I'm sure the teacher had heard worse. Kids have a way of making things sound very bad.

#1 - On 04/24/2013 at 5:38pm by limitedition

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