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Today, my husband told me that he thinks I am getting a little heavy and may need to lay off the junk food. The ultrasound is hanging on our fridge. FML

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On 04/15/2013 at 9:35pm - kids - by Mimi (woman) - United States (California)

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I suggest you tape the ultrasound to his forehead.

#4 - On 04/16/2013 at 3:20am by Welshite

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Sounds like you're going to have to point it out to him. Your husband doesn't seem too bright.

#3 - On 04/16/2013 at 3:20am by bott

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