Today, my doctor asked me how often I drink, and I responded, "Socially." My three-year-old piped up, "No Mom, you drink all the time." My doctor now thinks I'm a raging alcoholic. My kid has never seen me drink. FML

by AAMBC4 / 04/09/2013 at 6:30am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids

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  • You do drink...water.

    #2 - On 04/09/2013 at 9:46am by Welshite

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  • Your kid probably meant drinking water, soda etc. I hope your doctor realized this. The things kids say sometimes cause difficulties to arise.

    #4 - On 04/09/2013 at 9:47am by christge1beast

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