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Today, what started as a fun family Easter egg hunt turned within minutes into my mother-in-law's big chance to be a dramatic cow by screaming at my 5 and 7-year-old daughters for participating in a "vile pagan ritual" and saying that we're all going to hell. They're still bawling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34246) - you deserved it (2256)

On 03/31/2013 at 4:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

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I would have slapped her into eternity!

#1 - On 03/31/2013 at 9:20pm by Brenna19

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Ugh. The amount of people that still think like a 16th century Puritan...

#4 - On 03/31/2013 at 9:21pm by Ziggy122

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