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Today, my 3 year old woke up at 2 am and refused to go back to sleep unless she could sleep with her father and me. Normally we would have said no, but both of us being so tired, we said yes. She slowly kicked me out of my side of the bed and now I have to sleep on the couch. FML

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It's clear who wears the pants in this family . . . and they come from Gap Kids.

#5 - On 03/11/2013 at 10:53am by BeccaHugs

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OP, I'm sure you got better sleep than your hubby did by sleeping on the couch. Sleeping with a three year old isn't exactly restful!

#1 - On 03/11/2013 at 10:52am by BubbleGrunge

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