Kids: Today, my 3 year old woke up at 2 am and refused to go back to... - FML

By MissShei - 11/03/2013 08:37 - United States - Windham

Today, my 3 year old woke up at 2 am and refused to go back to sleep unless she could sleep with her father and me. Normally we would have said no, but both of us being so tired, we said yes. She slowly kicked me out of my side of the bed and now I have to sleep on the couch. FML

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MissShei 10

Monday 11 March 2013 16:05

OP here. She has recently been having nightmares and keeping us up half the night. We were both exhausted so we said fine. I got up to go pee and when I came back, she had thrown my pillow on the floor and completely took over my side of the bed. If I moved her, she would've started screaming again and I just wanted sleep. I let her father deal with her at that point! I did sleep well for the rest of the night :)

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BeccaHugs 17

Monday 11 March 2013 15:53

It's clear who wears the pants in this family . . . and they come from Gap Kids.

BubbleGrunge 18

Monday 11 March 2013 15:52

OP, I'm sure you got better sleep than your hubby did by sleeping on the couch. Sleeping with a three year old isn't exactly restful!

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Grenith 21

Sunday 1 March 2015 0:43

Electra complex anyone?

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