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Today, my boyfriend's daughter asked me what would happen if she chose to stop urinating for two weeks. She wanted to know whether it would kill her or just start coming out of her mouth. She's 17-years old, and was deadly serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34609) - you deserved it (2909)

On 03/08/2013 at 8:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Argentina (Distrito Federal)

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Uremic poisoning will kill her.

It won't come out of her mouth, it'll just go into her bloodstream and kill her. The human race will end up a little bit smarter if you dare her to try ;)

#4 - On 03/08/2013 at 11:34pm by perdix

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You mean it wouldn't?

#3 - On 03/08/2013 at 11:34pm by BeccaHugs

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