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Today, my 20-year-old came whining to me, asking why his job interviews keep going so poorly. I had to delicately explain that the "PIMP SLAP" tattoo he had put on his right hand recently may have something to do with it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23237) - you deserved it (2722)

On 03/06/2013 at 1:04pm - kids - by ProudMother (woman) - United Kingdom (Telford and Wrekin)

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He has the right mindset:
Life's a bitch, be it's pimp.

I'd say that shows great life motivation and perseverance in front of challenges, don't see why he wasn't taken.

#1 - On 03/06/2013 at 5:32pm by Pleonasm

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OP, I've gotta say, your son is a dumbass

#2 - On 03/06/2013 at 5:32pm by howdeedoo

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