Today, I had to sneak out of work early to pick my 14-year-old son up from school. He and a friend had been found covered in Astroglide, racing each other down the corridor on their bellies. My boss noticed my absence from work, and now my son and I are both on suspension. FML

by Anonymous / 02/28/2013 at 7:15pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids

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  • Should've told your boss why you were leaving and he would've understood.

    #1 - On 03/01/2013 at 12:16am by Transfusion

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  • Why not tell your boss you had to take care of something with your child?

    #3 - On 03/01/2013 at 12:18am by Omfgitsmia

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