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Today, I emailed 10 parents inviting them to my son's birthday party. All 10 emailed back saying their kids had to get a cavity filled. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26232) - you deserved it (2174)

On 02/22/2013 at 9:51am - kids - by Paris101 - United States (Missouri)

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Is it you or your kid that's the problem?

#2 - On 02/22/2013 at 1:23pm by Lauren324

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Maybe your previous parties gave them all cavities.

#1 - On 02/22/2013 at 1:23pm by Bluekaren16

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