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Today, my bus got held up in traffic, so I arrived home about 15 minutes late. My mum bitched me out, accused me of sleeping around, and grounded me. All this while my brother raged at his video game in the other room, screaming stuff such as "EAT SHIT, YOU CUNTS!" with total impunity. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25792) - you deserved it (1370)

On 02/21/2013 at 1:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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Cod is serious business. Don't want mom to ruin his killstreak now do you? Selfish much?

#1 - On 02/21/2013 at 8:57pm by ThatPlankton

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Ah.. Family. So many emotions conveyed in a single word...

#2 - On 02/21/2013 at 8:57pm by Lionesse

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