Today, I met my new class. There are two Kevin Smiths. Neither will agree to a nickname, they have the same hair color, and their middle names both start with J. They have told me to call them Kevin 1 and Kevin 2. They both want to be Kevin 1. FML
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Today, my very traditional grandmother has decided it's time for me to get married to Kevin. She's called half the town and informed them of the good news. I'm 17. I've never met Kevin. FML
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Today, I've noticed a pattern with my classmates: Every time a new student shows up, they are treated by my classmates as though they've known each other for years. Everyone except me. When I first came along, I was more or less a wallflower. No one wanted anything to do with me. The same is true today. FML
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puppster391 16
Kevin J. Smith will have to get over it, then.
Jkjklkl 14
Sit them on opposite sides of the class and call them Kevins Right and Left
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puppster391 16
Kevin J. Smith will have to get over it, then.
AKGirlinSD 20
Which one shall it be. The suspense continues...on another note, why not figure out which one is Kevin 1 by who is the oldest? Pretty easy solution.
JoshTheMaggot 8
Or the teacher can just call them by their middle names.
TheRandomIndian 17
Kevin JoshTheMaggot Smith
rbubbles 20
That's where you stuffed up OP, why give them an option? You decided who's Kevin 1 and who's Kevin 2. Then to distinguish 1 from 2 pay attention to the style of his hair cut, color of his eyes or even the shape of his nose :)
aussieaccents 7
When there were 2 Sarah's in my class, people called me Haras. Call one Kevin and one Nevik.
bfsd42 20
Or call one Kevin and one smith.
ArielTheMermaid 17
There was a lady who called for her son by yelling "Kyle!" My brother looked over. She tried again by saying "Kyle Daniel!" My brother looked over again. Third try. "His initials are KDH?" Still didn't work. Names are tricky sometimes
tjv3 10
Well just call them by their full name then. First middle and last or just call them by their middle name
ygdrassil 17
You have to be creative. Kevin 1 and Kevin alpha or something.
ise3 10
They obviously did this on purpose
Jkjklkl 14
Sit them on opposite sides of the class and call them Kevins Right and Left
LookAtMyGoat 8
Would it be the students left or the teachers left?
OriginalimoaN 15
Or sit them on opposite sides and call one shirley and the other...another uncommon girlie name until they decide and avoid the "whose left" issue
Zarp 3
Pick a favorite, call that one "Good Kevin". Problem solved
dogpfcorn 11
Oh king of the hill reference :) GH for good hank BH for bad hank :) or for you GK and BK
ElementaryEdGuy 18
24- It was Hank, and Good Hank. They didn't call the older Hank "bad Hank."
igive 29
He did call him bad Hank once. "Well you burnt my patty, didn't ya BH!
kentuckyguy 4
Kevin Smith?Call the one who is fatter Lunchbox and the other one Silent Bob...
djxerxes9000 18
Snootchie Bootchies!
SaintT 15
An instant up vote for the both of you!
JR_Goes_Rawr 11
Make them compete in some form of competition and the winner can be Kevin 1. My bets are on Kevin!! There is no way Kevin can beat Kevin.
lishajoy777 14
My money's on Kevin too!
jjake20140 2
The issue is that if Kevin beat Kevin, then Kevin will also lose to Kevin. So Kevin beats Kevin yet Kevin loses to Kevin, then we may be stuck in an endless loop of Kevin beating Kevin losing to Kevin.
happle 21
Kevin no longer has meaning to me...
kentuckyguy 4
Thunder Dome Style... Two Kevins enter,one Kevin leaves...
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
At least if they misbehave you can say to their parents; "..We need to talk about Kevin"
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
So if one misbehaves, taking the 50/50 chance of getting the wrong parents is a good idea?
Whytetrash 21
I got the book/movie reference #9
qtbabe127 22
*slow clap* Brilliant #9.
kbball95 7
that movie is messed up :0 good...but crazy :0
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
Call them by their middle names eg Kevin James or Kevin John?
Enslaved 36
Best idea ever. (: I can't blame either Kevins for not wanting to be referred to as #2.
hunny797 5
Nice pic
ZombieSazza 34
Well this is simple, they fight to the death!!! ... Or just call out their names as "Kevin John" or "Kevin James", but that's too boring.
djsaggy 9
Make them fight to the death.
apollojon 11
Where do i remember this comment from? Ugh, damn this amnesia!
NoFlippinWai 24
agree. There can only be one.
LovesSushi 25
Go by their birth months, whoever is born first us Kevin 1. Or you could call them by their birth months...
crazytwinsmom 25
Sure... Kevin April and Kevin May! Kevin August would be ok but anything else would be pretty bad. Funny but bad!
thebeautybleeds 17
But what if it was the same month?
Josie1122Mae 2
What if they were born the same exact day...
shorty6823 28
What if it was all planned??