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Today, I was making lunch, when my two-year-old ran up to me and handed me an empty bottle of baby powder. I soon realized I'd be spending the rest of my day cleaning the entire house. FML

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Well now your house will smell like new baby fresh scent! :)

#1 - On 02/13/2013 at 5:45pm by sumbum95

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Be glad. When they're older they'll be spilling their cocaine around the house.

#3 - On 02/13/2013 at 5:46pm by nchov523

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