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Today, I was dragged to a Super Bowl party. While there, the host's kid threw 3 cups of apple sauce at my feet, which then exploded and covered my jeans. 10 minutes later, the host's wife announced that she was pregnant with twins. All I could come up with was, "You're making more!?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26255) - you deserved it (3983)

On 02/04/2013 at 12:15am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Trust me, you were only saying what everyone else was thinking.

#3 - On 02/04/2013 at 6:08am by rattusrattus

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The difference between a good kid and a bad kid is a good parent who isn't afraid to say "no".

#22 - On 02/04/2013 at 7:09am by DocBastard

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