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Today, my daughter tried to cover up her relapse into pyromania by explaining to me that the reason our carpet caught on fire was because a hot coal somehow worked its way free from the fireplace. Our fireplace is electric. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26250) - you deserved it (2165)

On 01/25/2013 at 1:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

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Damn those virtual coals, fucking up carpets everywhere.

#3 - On 01/25/2013 at 5:21pm by Pleonasm

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Kill it with fire!
Just kidding. By relapsing I would have to assume she went to therapy for this. I'd definitely have her bring this up to her counselor to see why she relapsed.

#2 - On 01/25/2013 at 5:21pm by Tito30

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