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Today, I found out that my son told my daughter at some point that "real" name for Hershey's Kisses is "blowjobs." I found this out because at kindergarten she was asked what her favorite food was. The teacher wasn't happy when she called me. FML


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On 01/10/2013 at 7:51pm - kids - by Grant - United States

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When I was little my cousin told me that the name of the show I loved was actually called porn..lets just say the next day the worker at my daycare was very concerned when I said I liked watching porn and that it made me happy. Fyl op, I hope the teacher wasnt too big of a dick about the situation.

#10 - On 01/11/2013 at 4:38am by _streets_

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I might add that it's a good thing the children don't know what that is, but with this generation... I just can't be too sure.

#2 - On 01/11/2013 at 4:10am by Charmillionaire

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