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Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21335) - you deserved it (3352)

On 01/07/2013 at 3:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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At least he had the decency of being stupid in his coverup attempt. Now you know what he's been doing. If he had been clever about it, you'd have been none the wiser.

Now kick his ass. For the gross misuse and overuse of Axe, not for the pot.

#6 - On 01/07/2013 at 4:49pm by DocBastard

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Oh, Axe isn't "Oder Eliminating?" Who knew?

#1 - On 01/07/2013 at 4:47pm by TheOneTC

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