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Today someone paintd the "Dark Mark" on the side of mah car. It won't come off and mah kids refuse to get in cuz it means "a wizard did in there." FML

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On 12/19/2012 at 9:59am - kids - by spellbound - Australia (Western Australia)

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That's awesome, if I were you I'd go all out and just make it a death eaters art car. Or if you're too scared you can put a red circle with a slash through it and make it a Dumbledore's army car. :)

#1 - On 12/19/2012 at 1:13pm by I_iz_B_a_troll

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Sell it to Voldemort, duh.

#7 - On 12/19/2012 at 1:21pm by perdix

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