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Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33079) - you deserved it (2345)

On 10/31/2012 at 11:04pm - kids - by ananymous - United States (New York)

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I would call the police. Just because you could get in trouble if the parents do and they find the missing kid in your house.

#2 - On 11/01/2012 at 3:38am by Rei_Ayanami

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Maybe he was just a mirage. Spooky.

#1 - On 11/01/2012 at 3:38am by Meenah

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