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Today, I got a job babysitting two really sweet kids. When their parents left, they told me that their cat had died. I told them how sorry I was, to which one of them replied, "That's okay. We still have him in a box. Wanna see?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (22847) - you deserved it (1979)

On 10/18/2012 at 9:57pm - kids - by Jessica - United States

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I'm hoping it died earlier in the day and not a week ago or something.

#1 - On 10/19/2012 at 2:44am by PleadingInsanity

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What If they ment the ashes and not the actual cat?

#7 - On 10/19/2012 at 3:02am by vmyahoo

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