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Today, I was slapped by a fourteen-year-old girl because I was apparently "stealing her boyfriend." I'm twenty-five, and her boyfriend is my nephew. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28292) - you deserved it (1690)

On 10/03/2012 at 8:45pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

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Did you say "bitch please"?.

#4 - On 10/04/2012 at 2:49am by VeeDoll13

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Wow the audacity of some people these days
You should tell her to grow up but looks like she already trying too in the wrong way.

#1 - On 10/04/2012 at 2:47am by xlord

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