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Today, I had to go down to the county police department to bail out my kids who thought it would be a good idea to try mugging an ice cream truck driver. FML

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On 08/20/2012 at 6:02pm - kids - by Demetria (woman) - United States (New York)

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Why bail them out?

#3 - On 08/20/2012 at 8:37pm by drunkonduty247

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I guess the kids never thought that trucks can go faster than them huh?

#2 - On 08/20/2012 at 8:37pm by Dblocker

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