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Today, my son got to my great grandfather's old stopwatch, which had been valued at a very high sum, and broke it by twisting the hands in reverse. He says he was trying to time travel. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20640) - you deserved it (3083)

On 07/29/2012 at 2:49pm - kids - by oink oink fuck off - United Kingdom (Doncaster)

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OP's username. I love it.

#3 - On 07/29/2012 at 8:39pm by airforce987

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How old is your son exactly..?

#1 - On 07/29/2012 at 8:35pm by justmethough

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