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Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13453) - you deserved it (17784)

On 07/20/2012 at 6:20am - kids - by great - New Zealand (Waikato)

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I can see a very good life coming for this kid. Maybe not a legal one, but a rich one none the less.

#1 - On 07/20/2012 at 12:57pm by SkoomaKi

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Why did you allow your son to bring a gun- even a fake- into a bank in the first place?

#3 - On 07/20/2012 at 12:58pm by Mariebaz

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