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Today, my brother was playing with the pepper spray on my key chain. He didn't think it was real, so to test it he sprayed me in the mouth while I was asleep. FML

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Your revenge is simple.

While he sleeps, spray his balls.

#12 - On 07/11/2012 at 6:33am by DocBastard

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Damn! What a rude awakening! Is he still alive. I'm cranky as hell if woken up normally!
I would have to plot my revenge very carefully...

#3 - On 07/11/2012 at 6:06am by zandalee

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