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Today, I asked the 7-year-old that I was babysitting if he could burp on command. He said he could, and began to demonstrate. It turns out he couldn't purposely burp, but he definitely could vomit on command. FML


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On 07/03/2012 at 7:33am - kids - by ew (woman) - United States (Texas)

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That kid has talent

#4 - On 07/03/2012 at 10:23am by reallytho3

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Vomiting on command... not a bad skill to have. I mean let's say you there's a person bothering you, so to get that person to leave you alone all you have to do is vomit on that person!
P.S. for all of you who don't have this amazing skill just use Jenna Marbles "face" to repel those annoying people

#6 - On 07/03/2012 at 10:25am by saIty

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