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Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know..." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15695) - you deserved it (2161)

On 06/29/2012 at 4:48pm - kids - by friend (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

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I would've been like "Then why did we feed them?"

#6 - On 06/29/2012 at 8:50pm by Lizza330

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So the little girl has no idea that her toys come to life when there's no one in the house?

#5 - On 06/29/2012 at 8:49pm by saIty

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