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Today, I met my biological parents for the first time. Their justification for giving me up for adoption was that I wasn't conceived at the ideal time for them. Apparently, the ideal time was six months after the adoption, when they conceived the first of my two brothers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30083) - you deserved it (1885)

On 06/22/2012 at 5:13pm - kids - by pon-3 (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

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I'm guessing you got a better deal with your adoptive parents!

#4 - On 06/22/2012 at 8:47pm by homeboyangst

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Wow. Seems like they're great people... Not

#2 - On 06/22/2012 at 8:46pm by awesomeguy1221

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