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Today, my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner, followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant. My father visibly scoffed, and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot". Wonderful. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23669) - you deserved it (2330)

On 05/30/2012 at 12:45pm - kids - by unzucht (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

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Is your wife a Mudblood?

#5 - On 05/30/2012 at 4:38pm by Il_Maestro

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He got out of the nursing home a little too early?

#1 - On 05/30/2012 at 4:36pm by mgkgambino

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